Doubtful, Lauren. Hospitals are quite expensive. I doubt that the parents-to-be have health insurance, as I can't see either of them having full-time jobs that offer benefits. I also can't believe that Dan has become such a colossal fuck-up so early on. I mean, I expected him to do minorly stupid things. In my mind that meant that he'd simply love his mother and spend his mother's money whilst hanging around the coffee house in Rapids fancying himself a poet-musician and feeding off of the affections of 16-year-olds for the next ten years or so. God damn. This getting-married-and-pregnant stunt extends far beyond what I ever would have expected from him. I love that kid, I really do, but this isn't the first time I've questioned his decision making skills.

By the way...HAPPY HALLOWEEN.